February 2011
93 posts
Another conversation with The Duck
Me: You know what else we need when we get our new refrigerator?
The Duck: What
Me: Butter. Everybody should have butter in their refrigerator
The Duck: You're right, we don't have butter, we need butter
Me: Yep
The End
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Conversation with The Duck
The Duck: I know what we need...
Me: What
The Duck: A bigger refrigerator
Me: Good idea. And some comfort food to fill it up with.
The Duck: Exactly
The End
January 2011
158 posts
I miss you too… Don’t let it get to your head though.
– My cat
If you don’t fit in, try to fit out as much as possible. It takes courage...
– Me
Sometimes I wish I had taken the Bob Dylan route and sang songs where my voice...
– Kurt Cobain
Among my friends and family, I’m the square one.
– Björk
I was a buffoon and idiot until the age of 40.
– Madonna *(in 2003)
Record company drinks? It used to be grams of charlie, now it’s bloody tomato...
– Robert Plant
"Today, everything's a conflict of interest" - Sid...