January 2010
92 posts
“I can’t get that old Folgers Coffee commercial jingle out of my head. You...”
– Me
Paint A Face by Neil Halstead
The odd couple
What I'm listening to right now
“I have less problems than most girls in the music industry. Most girls wonder...”
– Me
They just always seemed to have more fun than the...
“I had a mood ring when I was young… It was wrong 99% of the time, so I...”
– Me
What I'm listening to right now
Away from home
Miss you guys
What I'm listening to right now
Elvis
Cold as ice
“Your house is so much cooler than my owner’s house.”
– My neighbor’s dog
“See you soon”
– My brother
What I'm listening to right now
The truth is:
I just killed a fly with my hand by taking a swing at it in mid flight.
It was driving me crazy.
P.S.
My condolences to the fly family.
“I miss my fancy coffee pot.”
– Me
What I'm listening to right now
Pearl by Janis Joplin
What I'm listening to right now
My next door neighbor rehearsing in his garage.
What will they think of next
Hangers for tea bags.
“I was so angry I wanted to punch a wall, but then I realized, walls always win.”
– My friend
"Hey baby" wrong number confusion.
Caller: Mom?
Me: What?
Caller: Mom, can you hear me?
Me: Who is this?
Caller: Oh, hey baby! It's me!
(Me: thinking it's my brother): Hey baby!
(Caller: thinking I'm "his baby"): What are up to?
(Me: still thinking it's my brother): Well, nothing much, just here at the house
Caller: What? Oh man, sorry I got the wrong number
The end
“Rest in peace. I found a dead bee in my living room.”
– Me
What I'm listening to right now
Growing up can be confusing unless somebody has a...
“Well baby, you don’t have to miss me so much, I mean just look! We have...”
– My mom
Do you ever think...
… “Gee, maybe this isn’t such a good idea?”
The truth is:
I once sat through a Roger Waters soundcheck with my brother.
These Days - Jackson Browne
Well I’ve been...
“I miss you too”
– My mom
“Time tends to conquer everything I haven’t yet.”
– Me
What I'm listening to right now
Ummagumma by Pink Floyd
Morning coffee
“Nobody watches the grass grow, longer than me.”
– Me
What I'm listening to right now
Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin
Conversation with a cab driver
Cab Driver: Are you tired?
Me: A little. I'm not really a morning person.
Cab Driver: You know how Sophia Loren keeps herself looking so young?
Me: Money and fame?
Cab Driver: No. Good food and daily naps.
Me: I take lots of naps too, sometimes I feel young and sometimes I don't.
Cab Driver: Maybe it's something you'll notice over time.
Me: Maybe.
The end.
“Where are all these people going?”
– Me
At the airport
Here I go again.
Packing
Everywhere I go I take something with me… It’s a shame that in these times, you’re only allowed one carry-on.
I’m going to miss home.
“Give me some treats, and no one gets hurt.”
– My cat
What I'm listening to right now.
The road less traveled
Population: 4
Weather: Mostly cloudy and cold.
Loneliness Ratio: Constant but survivable.
Notes: For the record; I would do it all over again in a blink of an eye.
What I'm listening to right now.
Breakfast In America by Supertramp.
One of the greatest albums of all time.
If you don’t have this as part of your record collection, it’s not a collection.
That’s one small step for man; one giant...